Guess how fast a Lilly Pulitzer Jubilee scarf can get sucked up a vacuum... anyone, anyone, Bueller? Yes, pretty damn fast, about 2 seconds, and FYI my vacuum has such powerful suction that as the scarf slid off the table it just sucked it right up. Now guess how long it takes to get the scarf out of the vacuum. Thirty minutes, two screwdrivers and plenty of sweating and swearing! That pretty well sums up the day.