When I should have been sleeping

What I was thinking about at 2 o'clock in the morning...when I should have been asleep.

*Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt-Angelina Joile is similar to Debbie Reynolds-Eddie Fischer-Elizabeth Taylor
*If I put the top coat of polish on my toes, and then fall asleep, will I have sheet marks?
*Where did my Lilly pants go? I can't find them anywhere!
*How is it possible that the new guy at husband's office didn't know who Walter Cronkite is? Am I that old?
*How is it that it looks like 12 year old's are driving? Yikes, I am that old!
*And Morty, a playmate of the kids, had never seen a record! Are you kidding?! I told him it was like a big CD, he didn't know what that was either.
*What am I going to feed Mary at the cottage? She is a vegetarian, and also a picky eater.
*What stuff still needs to be packed for trip to the cottage?
*Did Jen's mom read her blog, and that is why her post was gone? I really hope her mom didn't read it, and hope my mom didn't read my response (this of course would be impossible, since my mother doesn't know how to use a computer)
*I need to get uniform pants ordered for the boys.
*I need to start planning S's birthday party. Breakfast birthday still, with pancakes and fruit smoothies.
*Should I order my own birthday cake? Pathetic or realistic?
*How many new pairs of pants will the boys ruin this next school year?
*Will I find any pants at the Lands' End Warehouse sale?
*How much cashmere will I find at the sale?
*Why can't I have Irish hair? Every person I know with Irish descent has full, thick, beautiful hair.
*Where is the Farmers Market in Door Co.? I need to look that up.
*Should I pack rain gear for the weekend? because if I pack it, I won't need it............
*By this time, my nails would have been dry, and I wouldn't have sheet marks.
*Maybe I'll find new sheets at the sale?
*How am I going to make a Rough Riders costume for J for Halloween? And make it different from S's Teddy Roosevelt.

How I wish I could turn my brain off!

Good Night, Sleep Tight

S was having a hard time sleeping tonight, so I laid with him and asked him what he was going to dream about. He said, " Horsies, and doggies, and kitties, and the Kentucky Derby race and about being 8, then about being 11." The kid kills me, where does he get this stuff?! And to make it all the more funny, it is all said with no R's. He is dweaming about hosies and Dewby Waces. I weawwy wove him!