Now I Feel Old

Wisconsin's Beloit College creates a list for Professors about the mindset of incoming Freshman. Here are my favorites:
Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director, than as Dirty Harry.
John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.
They have never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.
Woody Allen, who heart has wanted what it wanted, has always been with Soon-Yi Previn.
They never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.

To see the whole list of 75, click here. Trust me, I won't be the only one feeling old!