The worst Mother EVER!

I am the worst Mother ever! That is according to my boys. They have spent hours picking at each other, bickering, hitting, tattling, and I can no longer take it! They both got sent to bed with no story, and told if they didn't start getting along, I was going to cancel all play dates for the entire summer, and they would only have each other to play with. Maybe then they woulf figure out how to get along. I, also, said I was going to call the North Pole to report to Santa the goings on. Holy cow, can those kids get into pj's and into bed at record speed! These are the days when I think, "This is why some animals eat their young!" It is for some peace and quiet.