Just now S threw his arms around me and gave me a huge hug.
It was so sweet, until he said "Sometimes I have snot coming out of my nose, and it's like water, so it doesn't stay." My reply, "Well, why don't you just get a Kleenex and blow your nose?"
His reply, "It's not there anymore."
I look down and now I have snot on my sweater.
I looked at him, and he says "told ya."